The spiritual journey of my first tattoo (a parody)

It was the mid-2000s and after being inspired by the Leonardo DiCaprio film classic The Beach, I decided to travel far away to a remote location and get an authentic, traditional tattoo. Originally being from Hull, I had to work out how I would travel to a mystical island, ensuring I got the full experience, which I could then brag about on BBM (Blackberry Messenger). Of course, working out my route was difficult but I learned a lot from the challenge and grew as a person.